C'est la vie

Thinking about a pet elephant? Maybe a rhinoceros?

If you live in Warren, you might want to hold off. Tonight, the City Council will look at possible changes to its animal ordinances, and the proposals include a ban on more than two dozen unlikely house pets -- including mountain lions, tigers, crocodiles and bears.

Mountain lions? I know drug dealers usually keep exotic pets, but I didn't know there were so many drug dealers in Warren (bordering on the north side of Detroit) that mountain lions were now a problem.