Monday, March 12, 2007

Say It Ain't So, Joe (I Mean Dogg)

I couldn't believe my eyes.

Snoop Dogg detained in Sweden on narcotics suspicion.

Oh, that wasn't the part I couldn't believe. It was the quote from the government spokesperson.

“He underwent some tests that will now be sent away for analysis,” Brannlund said. “In two to three weeks, we’ll know if he was on something.”
It takes you two or three weeks to figure out if he was high? Half the managers in America can tell you what their employees are high on by looking in their eyes or sniffing their clothes. They don't need "two or three weeks" of tests.