Golden Screw-up Award
Let's get to it. Our nominees this week include:
Al Gore
Our buddy, Mr. Internet, is not only a perpetual nominee, but unleased his personally-trained minions on Michigan this week to shut down whatever industry remains in my economically depressed State.
Nancy Pelosi
Our favorite Speaker of the House - by the way, she's a woman in case she hasn't reminded you in the last five minutes - for her "we support our troops but won't fund them so they'll get butchered out there and we can bring them home and let radical terrorists then come into this country but they'll only attack Republicans never Democrats because we are tolerant and understanding" resolution.
Brittany Spears
Bald looks much better on me. Need I say more?
And our winner is...
Ex-veep Albert Gore, Jr. Congratulations on your efforts to shut down businesses in the State of Michigan.
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