Wednesday, August 02, 2006

It is Hot Outside - Big Deal

You know, it sure seems like the news sources enjoy hyping the heat. I always assumed it was hot because it was summer... no big deal. Wrong. It is hot because G.W. Bush is abusing his presidential authority and letting greenhouse gases produced exclusively by the rich in America to destroy the ozone hole and cause global warming.

That, along with the weatherperson basically crying into the TV screen: Please, if you can stay inside today, do so. Those of you who work outside, call your boss and tell him you aren't coming. Drink water until you explode.

I get particularly upset over the pleas to avoid work... a major problem with America nowadays.

Newsflash: it will be winter soon. Temperatures will plummet. It won't be an ice age, and when a few inches of snow drops, it won't be a nightmare.

Weather is what it is, which is no big deal most of the time.